Honestly, turning 19 is a little depressing, I’m too old for cards, but too young to drink. It’s also been rainy all day and my mom told me she didn’t support me getting my nose pierced and that my college tuition was over due and I now owe $50 on top of the 14 hundred I already owe. It’s been a great birthday no really

remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason

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bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

(Source: okuyasue)

avalancherun:

Forcing yourself to work on something that you have no real motivation for

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If you save yourself for marriage, you’re a bore. If you don’t save yourself for marriage, you’re a horrible person. If you won’t have a drink, then you’re a prude. But they’ll call you a drunk as soon as you down the first one. If you can’t lose the weight, then you’re just fat. But if you lose too much, then you’re on crack. You’re damned if you do and you’re damned if you don’t, so you might as well just do whatever you want. So make lots of noise. Kiss lots of boys. Or kiss lots of girls if that’s something you’re into. When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight, roll up a joint. Or don’t. Just follow your arrow wherever it points.
Kacey Musgraves, Follow Your Arrow (via freakinalex)

(Source: freakinalison)

All Time Low show tonight...
  • Alex: Jack, what is up with you? You haven't made any penis or vagina jokes.
  • Jack: Oh, I'm sorry man.
  • Alex: TWO SECONDS, MAKE A JOKE, ONE, TWO.
  • Jack: What do you call a two-inch dick?
  • Everyone: What...?
  • Jack: Rian Dawson.
  • Random Kid: WELL IT'S COOL, CASSADEE LIKES IT.

punkrockmerman:

jamestmccoy:

weloveshortvideos:

He wasn’t ready… 

I’VE WATCHED THIS 18 FUCKIN TIMES AND I HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S BETTER THE NOISE OR THE FUCKING LOOK HE GIVES

If a poem hasn’t ripped apart your soul; you haven’t experienced poetry.
Edgar Allan Poe (via letteratura-litterature)

(Source: moneypowerbottom)


spicy-vagina-tacos:

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