Honestly, turning 19 is a little depressing, I’m too old for cards, but too young to drink. It’s also been rainy all day and my mom told me she didn’t support me getting my nose pierced and that my college tuition was over due and I now owe $50 on top of the 14 hundred I already owe. It’s been a great birthday no really
remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason
Forcing yourself to work on something that you have no real motivation for
- Alex: Jack, what is up with you? You haven't made any penis or vagina jokes.
- Jack: Oh, I'm sorry man.
- Alex: TWO SECONDS, MAKE A JOKE, ONE, TWO.
- Jack: What do you call a two-inch dick?
- Everyone: What...?
- Jack: Rian Dawson.
- Random Kid: WELL IT'S COOL, CASSADEE LIKES IT.
He wasn’t ready…
I’VE WATCHED THIS 18 FUCKIN TIMES AND I HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S BETTER THE NOISE OR THE FUCKING LOOK HE GIVES
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